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Jizz mishaps
Anonymoustraveler
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9th Dec '21 - 01:21AM
This reminded me of a time I had a quickie with a girl on the stairs, and she was moving it so good that I didnโt have time to hold back or tell her I was coming, so I told her: put your mouth there, but there wasnโt time and the semen shot out and landed on a visible part of her hair. She as mad because she had a date later and needed to look good, so I ended up ruining it, hahaha. It reminded me of the scene in the film โThereโs Something About Maryโ when the character played by Cameron Diaz gets it in her hair by accident.
Anonymoustraveler
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14th Dec '21 - 22:27PM
I remember once I was at my girlfriendโs house, and I was really horny and creative because I got hot easily with her, so she agreed to have sex with me, but it had to be quick because her mum was about to get home from work, and we were on top of furniture doing it, until I couldnโt hold it any more and I had to explode, as she was wearing clothes and I couldnโt come on her back, so I held the semen in my hands, but some dripped out onto the brown furniture. We had to clean the crime scene quickly, but it was difficult to completely get rid of the evidence, but her mum didnโt notice. Days later I went to her house and I pointed at the scene of the crime, so she would get stressed out, it was really funny. To this day, I donโt know if her mum found out.
Anonymoustraveler
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21st Dec '21 - 22:07PM
I remember once a girl wanted me to come in her mouth, but in a moment of arousal I canโt control the shot much, the girl was giving me oral sex and helping herself a little with her hands, after a few minutes I was on the verge of coming, and it shot out onto her face, it went in her eye, and it went really red no matter how much she washed it and I got a bit scared because she said it burned a lot.
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3rd Jan '22 - 21:24PM
It was a fast and furious session with a AS working girl and when she told me to give her a facial to remember, I duly obliged.
But it was so powerful I managed to dislodge one of her accessory eyelashes, which then flew off onto the hotel room floor, propelled there in a stream of jizz.
They were recovered, rinsed, dried, reapplied just in time for the next punter.
But it was so powerful I managed to dislodge one of her accessory eyelashes, which then flew off onto the hotel room floor, propelled there in a stream of jizz.
They were recovered, rinsed, dried, reapplied just in time for the next punter.
thebestcock
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15th Feb '22 - 13:47PM
only mishap i have had is the condom tearing so ending up cip.
ditto
ditto
JetPackJay
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15th Feb '22 - 14:25PM
The only thing I can think of is when I was christening my first car with my GF, she was giving me a HJ and I came and it flew over my shoulder, I never did find it and hopefully know one else did.....I loved that car ๐
tynesidesam
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15th Feb '22 - 17:15PM
I will never buy a second hand car again..lol
jannyammerson
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16th Feb '22 - 06:32AM
My history of jizz is that when an accidental loss released my jizz it went up her nose and she hit me.
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Mar 2022
22nd Jul '22 - 18:41PM
pulled out, ripped the rubber of to cum on her tits and gave her a full facial instead, she was less than pleased
brainfood
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Feb 2022
23rd Jul '22 - 14:11PM
"It never goes where we think itโs gonna go does it? I shot the moon once I think."
Good shot ๐
Good shot ๐
CervixSmash
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25th Jan '23 - 19:26PM
Went to give her a facial but missed completely and made a mess of the carpet.
ImLeopoldo
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Mar 2023
9th Mar '23 - 14:32PM
"My history of jizz is that when an accidental loss released my jizz it went up her nose and she hit me."
ouch ๐ฉ
ouch ๐ฉ
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Jun 2021
11th Mar '23 - 22:20PM
I was riding a client reverse cowgirl and once he had cum I got off to suddendly find no condom on his cock What does this mean ๐ฒ ?
No he hadnt removed it ๐, it slipped off him and was inside me. ๐ฎ
No he hadnt removed it ๐, it slipped off him and was inside me. ๐ฎ
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1st May '23 - 13:02PM
PetiteLucy wrote:
I was riding a client reverse cowgirl and once he had cum I got off to suddendly find no condom on his cock What does this mean ๐ฒ ?
No he hadnt removed it ๐, it slipped off him and was inside me. ๐ฎ
No he hadnt removed it ๐, it slipped off him and was inside me. ๐ฎ
did you him fish it out ?