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Jizz mishaps
Client
9
posts. Member since
Jun 2020
2nd May '23 - 09:29AM
Morganna wrote:
Years ago I was kneeling in front of a client waiting for him to give me a facial and it cam out at such a force straight in to my left eyeball that I couldn't see for a few minutes and gave me a black eye which highly amused my friends but was difficult to explain to my family.
thats funny
WattsEDunn
Client
13
posts. Member since
Feb 2023
5th May '23 - 10:14AM
Morganna wrote:
Years ago I was kneeling in front of a client waiting for him to give me a facial and it cam out at such a force straight in to my left eyeball that I couldn't see for a few minutes and gave me a black eye which highly amused my friends but was difficult to explain to my family.
i bet it was
suzann
Client
8
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May 2023
5th May '23 - 16:41PM
my worse jizzhap was not that long ago, last summer to be precise. I had taken my daughter to kindagarten, went home did some housework/ chores and popped round to see a couple I know. We spent the afternoon enjoying eachother intimately and I left in a hurry just throwing on my tank top and skirt.
Arrived at the kindergarten squated down to pick up my daughter and discharged a load of jizz onto the floor.
Very embarrassing.
Arrived at the kindergarten squated down to pick up my daughter and discharged a load of jizz onto the floor.
Very embarrassing.
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Client
9
posts. Member since
Feb 2022
5th May '23 - 16:57PM
lol...I hope no-one slipped up on it 🤣
Liked by Dirtyoldman
Client
10
posts. Member since
Nov 2020
5th May '23 - 17:13PM
bet the janitor loves you
Client
11
posts. Member since
Oct 2021
5th May '23 - 22:41PM
Back in my escorting days I did a outcall and the punter wanted to finish on my face and tits which he did. On the way home the taxi driver kept smiling and looking in the rear view mirrow at me, I took it as a compliment.
It was not until I got home and went to the toilet that I looked in the mirror and realised what the taxi man was smiling about - a big dollup of spunk in my hair.
It was not until I got home and went to the toilet that I looked in the mirror and realised what the taxi man was smiling about - a big dollup of spunk in my hair.
Liked by Jayuk, Dirtyoldman
Jayuk
Client
13
posts. Member since
Oct 2020
6th May '23 - 00:51AM
you girls need to be more careful
Client
4
posts. Member since
Jun 2023
5th Aug '23 - 19:15PM
cookedham wrote:
Similar in a way had just cim and I was waiting for the snowball when she sneezed/ coughed and gave me a facial
now thats funny
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Dirtyoldman
Client
15
posts. Member since
Jan 2020
26th Aug '23 - 08:22AM
TracyShaw wrote:
Back in my escorting days I did a outcall and the punter wanted to finish on my face and tits which he did. On the way home the taxi driver kept smiling and looking in the rear view mirrow at me, I took it as a compliment.
It was not until I got home and went to the toilet that I looked in the mirror and realised what the taxi man was smiling about - a big dollup of spunk in my hair.
It was not until I got home and went to the toilet that I looked in the mirror and realised what the taxi man was smiling about - a big dollup of spunk in my hair.
thats just so cool.
DemonWookie
Client
10
posts. Member since
Jun 2022
23rd Dec '23 - 09:54AM
Recently I had a certain WG from Rugby over on a outcall, She was tied to the bed while I throat fucked her. Now obviously she had to take a breath every now and again and unfortunately as she turned her head to do so I shot my lload in her ear, on her face and in her hair. She was a little niffed to say the least.
Client
54
posts. Member since
Jun 2023
24th Dec '23 - 10:27AM
Was lying on the bed while wife gave me a hand/blow job. I like edging, so after about 20 minutes of edge play I'm ready to unload, I tense up and with her lying next to me, about halfway down my body, she pulls my cock over to aim my spunk on her tits, but instead this massive torrent shoots up and out, hits her square on the ear. Covered her cheek in cum as well and she couldn't hear right for about three days after!
Fortunately she found this highly amusing and still talks about it every now and again!
Fortunately she found this highly amusing and still talks about it every now and again!
