What are the Classic WG time wasting and event spoiling techniques

Now there are a lots of genuinely enthusiastic WG at a wide range of prices who are clear , fun , relaxed and sexually fulfilling but I like to think that an hour is 60 minutes long and our time together generally begins within the bedroom with both parties present .

Yet I find that the more disingenuous clock-watching woman would start your time before you've even entered the building by using the call you make to find the door number as a reference .

Then once inside and cash exchanged they leave the room for you to undress .
( This is when I think the clock should at least start ticking)

Sometimes she returns fully dressed (not smoking or eating) and usually filled with "friendly "chat on your fitness and her likes ,do's and don'ts as she undresses .

Then finally getting down to pleasure which ideally is when the booking should start .

By this time almost 10 -15 minutes could of been lost .

With the general chit-chat filling the gaps, time can really fly .

Are there any other time wasting and event spoiling technics such as requesting a quick showers or the old married super classic of starting an argument out there .

leaving the room to stash the money for 5 minutes

I can't help but feel that massages are for escorts what mayonnaise is for supermarket sandwiches.

I.e. just filler.

I'd rather just go down on them.

the 10- 15 minutes taking a shower

Some massages are incredible and can even be mindblowing.. But some like you say are just passing time and you can tell that by the effort they put in.

or the skill / lack of it.

Loads. Being overly hygienic. Washing hands, wet wiping . Having to get lube from other room. Refilling you half empty glass. Having to pass a message to the girl in other room. Deciding to change outfit without a request. Most of which involves the other room. Some girls will do anything to disrupt a punt.

I think a good massage can be very sensual, but I dont spend £120 + for 30 minutes of massage I expect other things.

ping pong texting, agreeing to everything, setting the time, then asking for a deposit. Drives me nuts when they do that.

meaningless chatter/ toilet breaks/ answering messages on the phone.

One of the worse That I have experienced was with a outcall.Prior to the meet we had discussed via text how she was to arrive ie made up and with painted finger and toe nails, sexy undies and a dress. agreed to pay the extra costs for outcall with the assumption that this covers time and taxi.
When she arrived she had no make up on , nails unpainted and dressed in trainers, jeans and a hoody sweat shirt.

I was shocked when I let her in as to her tardy appearance.

She then stated that the taxi costs £30 each way and clients cover that..wtf its only 5 km no way a uber costs that.

She then asked for her money (now £280 for the hour), I give her £15 and told her that she can wait for her taxi on the street.

I had similar to that that happen in the past ask her to be dressed up but when I got there she was in a sweatsuit with slippers on. She said she would change now I'm here, I said ok but thats not on my time. She disagreed so I walked.

yep, thats the worse, drives me crazy.

Searching for the lube and condom, had one WG waste over 5 minutes doing this. 😡

Not being dressed as requested and then spending a considerable amount of time getting changed and including that in your paid time. 😡

Turning up 10 minutes late and improperly dressed for a outcall, then changing for 10 minutes, but leaving dead on the time as if she had arrived on time. 20 minutes lost time.