Strangest places you've ever had a punt

So over the years I've frequented many dodgy hotels, flats, bedsits and the occasional family home on punts with girls but I've also been to some really strange houses.

However the weirdest place that springs to mind was a Chinese setup in Tonbridge Kent quite a few years ago. I was directed down the side of a building near the station which I knew formally as the local funeral parlour. I was let in through the back door and after a few turns down different corridors was led into the room which was formally the Chapel of rest (having visited previously for a completely different reason is why I knew this!)
I had a moral dilemma going on in my head, but in the end the head in my pants won and I had a typical Chinese punt.

Anyway I'd love to hear of any other weird places people have punted?

On a bench on the Embankment

It was an SA punt, never thought she was going to go through with it so hadn't booked a hotel

Lovely summer evening, had dinner, lots of flirting, under-table touching
Got outside she said 'have you got somewhere we could go?' and when I said no, but I could probably find somewhere she said not to worry
Walked her to her station, kept walking, sat on a bench, she started kissing me then hoiked her leg over my lap, reached down and undid my zip, slipped me in
It was near midnight, so not many people around but was still fairly public
Nice enough fuck, came inside her, walked her to the station, I'd missed last train so wandered off to Trafalgar Square for the night bus
Hadn't even got home before she'd blocked me on Whatsapp

MANSFIELD - outcall, fucking backdoor to beyond.

Once went to a massage parlour in a non-descipt terrace house, entrance was the backdoor through a small yard. The front of the house was on a main road and it was directly on the pavement, the strange/disturbing bit was a mixture of the room I was shown to was on the ground floor with only a net curtain and the fact I had poorly timed it as finishing time for the school just down the road. Could see and hear a constant stream of kids pass the window, really off putting.

Rooftop in Delhi with a young Indian girl with a lovely tight gash. Up against the wall with her legs wrapped round me was a feeling i still recall fondly.

In the bar of a hotel (after closing) with 5 guys

hardcore !!

One night after leaving the pub a tad drunk I was walking home and came across a street girl. Looked pretty enough and the price was good. Tokk her into a nearby graveyard and did the deed.

On a north sea ferry with a wg whos cover/ side job was as a bartender on the ship

I had a regular who is a high court judge, usually we meet in his car or in hotels but once or twice in chambers. The strangest was in the courtroom, him in his robes with wig on me under the bench giving him a sloppy dt and hj.

kinky I like that 💑

hot

In a church and I hate churches