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Couple (MF) escort in Bishop Auckland, Durham



Couple (MF)
Last online
1 day ago
November 2023
Can accomodate
Can travel


  • "A levels"
  • Anal play
  • BDSM
  • Car meets
  • Cross dressing
  • Dinner dates
  • Domination (giving)
  • Exhibitionism
  • Fetish
  • Fingering
  • French kissing
  • Hand relief
  • Humiliation (giving)
  • Oral (receiving)
  • Oral (with protection)
  • Oral (without protection)
  • Penetration (protected)
  • Pornstar experience
  • Prostate massage
  • Rimming (giving)
  • Rimming (receiving)
  • Roleplay
  • Spanking (giving)
  • Tie & tease
  • Toys
  • Travel companion
  • Voyeurism
  • Watersports (giving)


Incall Outcall
½ hour
1 hour £190 £250
2 hours £340 £400
3 hours £400
4 hours
5 hours
Overnight £420 £900


fun50couple, 58

Mature escort couple for bicurious, bi guys, subs & CD's read more...

AVAILABLE TODAY April 7th, & EVERY DAY week commencing 8th April, we'd love to meet you, yes YOU!

We're professional full time escorts, & our working hours are EVERY WEEKDAY 10AM thru 6PM, later by prior arrangement. Most weekends we're available Saturday &/or Sunday, usually both days, hours variable. Worried or nervous about us being 'professional escorts'? Don't be, it simply means we do what we say on the tin, we're 100% reliable, SSC, discreet, but most of all FUN! We know what buttons to PRESS to give you a fab time. Paste our handle 'fun50couple' into any browser & you'll see we're all over the web, welcome to our page on here!

Hi guys, and thanks for dropping by! If you're new to the scene or you've been hiding under a rock for the past 15 years then you may not have heard of us; we're one of the UK's best known escort couples.

We like to meet guys over the age of 40 for hot three-way fun as in MMF or MFM, as well as submissive's, cross dressers & kinksters. Based in the North East we offer incalls, outcalls, and custom bookings UK nationwide. Don't waste time with part time amateurs or 'swinger' sites... you'll likely be let down and could struggle for months to get anywhere. We're available most days, from 10AM until 7PM, later by prior arrangement. Incalls are at our home on a smart middle class estate approximately 15 minutes off the A1M or A66, and within a half mile of the A68. Some may know we used to own and run the Darlington Dungeon, but we sold it around a year ago, right now we're waiting for property prices to stabilize before investing in another commercial property where we will build back even bigger and better. For now though, we've built an impressive 'Fifty Shades' style playroom, at our home, professionally equipped with bondage bed & sling, a pendulum, fucking bench, enough toys to open a store, four electro-stim power boxes and a big range of electrodes, a SeriousKit milker, and a ton of clothes/wigs/heels etc for cross dressers. But hey! Don't be intimidated by all that...if you're a nervous newbie looking for a first time bi experience, or maybe wanna 'just watch' before maybe joining in then that's fine too! Put our 'handle' into any browser and you'll quickly see we're all over the net, with websites(5) and more positive feedback than almost any other couple in the UK. Life's short. Don't be getting to later life or even worse the grave, wondering. Some guys watch our profile for years before plucking up the courage to pick up the phone. There's no need, we're non judgmental, fun & experienced, IE, we know what buttons to press to give you a good time.

About us:
She (fun50Minx) is a Scot, straight, curvy and busty with a sunny personality and a glass half full mentality. Naturally intuitive & with a dominant streak, Minx found herself drawn more & more to the world of BDSM. Around 6 years ago she was mentored by two of London's top dominatrices, and eventually morphed into the Tees Valley Mistress aka Mistress Orchid. Minx still enjoys escorting, especially MMF's, but no longer works solo as an escort, only as a Pro Domme, hence the Darlington Dungeon.

He (fun50geeze) is English, bisexual since childhood, athletic & fit with a body years younger than his age. Geeze in addition to working as the male half of the couple, meets guys 121 as a bi male escort, and a BDSM master to subs. He also visits M/F couples looking for a reliable and experienced player for MMF and/or MFM fun. Geeze's interests include politics, financial markets, tech & business. In between escort appointments he works as an XXX web developer, and if there's any time left over likes an occasional blast behind a boat as a competitive water skier.

As a couple: we've been together and engaged for nearly 17 years. Both of us are fun, experienced & professional escorts dependent on repeat business to survive financially, so rest assured, you'll be in capable hands. We're discreet too, and we will NEVER call you, or solicit you for business. For the ultimate discreet liaison where we do all the arranging so you don't have to, look into our 'bespoke bookings' fully explained on our websites. Designed for guys who live far away, can't accommodate, & don't want to wait for touring escorts to appear in their local area.... bespoke bookings are the ideal solution. We can be with you, anywhere in mainland England or Scotland within 24 hours if required, though a weeks notice is preferable. Ideal also for people in high profile or sensitive jobs who cannot under any circumstances risk their 'kinky secrets' be outed.

How to book? Ha! Do you know what the key is to great sex and relationships??? Well?
It's COMMUNICATION. Send us a 'hey' or 'yous avalable' [sic] kind of text and we'll likely ignore you. We get those kind of messages all the time, usually in the small hours UGHHH!!!!!!!! Ideally send us an introductory message please, giving name, age, sexuality, wants, needs, previous experience if any....that's a great start guys! We NEVER meet anyone new without a brief phone chat either, so you'll need to call Minx first before booking. Don't be messaging asking if 'we're available?' then fail to re-establish contact until hours or days later... the short answer is yes we ARE available, most days... escort business tends to be feast or famine, with everyone wanting us all at once, while other days we're checking if the phone's still working :) You'll only know if we're available at the time you want if you call okay? Also, please be aware, we may ask you for a deposit to secure your booking. Unfortunately the 'punter' demographic has deteriorated over the past 12-14 years, hence the need for an upfront payment & also the reason we no longer tour.
'But I don't know you!' we hear you say...'you're probably a scam'....ERRRR NO! You see, we're not the unknown here, you are. Just check the interweb for 'fun50couple' and you'll see we've a track record going back over a decade, we've even been featured in Closer Magazine for heavens sake, so we're not likely to risk that golden reputation for fifty quid are we!

Got this far? Good. All you need to do now is something your future self will thank you for, and pick up the phone, because we would love to meet you. Yes YOU! (No under 35's, & we see white British/North American/Scandinavian/South African only)

Warm regards
Minx & Geeze xx

PS: Like's list isn't exhaustive, some items may be 'at discretion'.
PS(2) Location field doesn't allow full scope: we outcall to all areas between M62 in the south, up the A1 and east up the A19 across to Whitby, all North East conurbations incl Teesside, Gateshead, Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, Durham City, Darlington, Washington UK, Northumberland as far as Morpeth, A69 across to Carlisle, and all places east of the M6 down to Carnforth, across to Bradford/Halifax/Leeds/Pontefract/Ferrybridge M62/A1M.
Any other area of the UK including London we cover with Bespoke Bookings.

NOTE: Please don't insult us or this platform by asking if we're genuine! Google our handle & you'll see we're all over the web, have an AdultWork rating of 225, and we've been there for over TWELVE YEARS, how about you DYOR!

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